Last week our ship pulled into SepangarBay in Malaysia on the island of Borneo, and we were able to have our first liberty port visit since December. For many years, the curriculum at the U.S. Naval War College has included a project where the students have to plan a hypothetical invasion of Borneo in order to liberate the island from a hypothetical aggressor. Having already taken this class as part of the masters degree I’m working on, I was amused to see some of the roads, mountains, forests, villages, and cities whose place on the map I had learned so well in the course of that project.
A big group of us stayed at a luxury resort hotel on the beach at the outskirts of the city of Kota Kinabalu. The first day off the ship we relaxed at the hotel’s fabulous pool before heading back into the heart of town for a Chinese steamboat dinner buffet (think fondue but with broth instead of oil). I ate some jellyfish, which tasted exactly like squid. I think I also ate some undercooked chicken, but I won’t dwell on that here. After dinner, we went back to the resort and did a mini pub crawl of the bars at the resort. I was able to get reacquainted with that Asian favorite, Tiger Beer, which gives you Tiger Strength (you know…for punching people). Finally, luxury of luxuries, I got to sleep in a real bed for the first time in the year 2012. My lower back didn’t know what to do with itself! There is no comparison between the agony of sleeping in a Navy rack and the feeling of having a real mattress/box-spring combo underneath you. It was glorious.
My second day off the ship was Sunday so we took a taxi to the Sunday Market in downtown Kota Kinabalu. It was a long line of tiny booths set up in a street that was closed to traffic. The people in the booths were all selling pretty much the same mix of food, clothes, knickknacks, and the occasional puppy. After the market, we took a bus to our hotel’s sister resort where they have a small nature preserve that seeks to rehabilitate orangutans. For sixty Malaysian ringgit (about twenty U.S. dollars), we got to watch an orangutan feeding. We got really close to the apes and a couple times I had to stand back to avoid being pooped on. After the orangutan tour, we went to a little bar on the beach, which is called the Sampan Bar because the bar itself is shaped like a little boat. We had a couple drinks and played a game called pétanque that involves throwing balls into a sandpit (think bocce). The bartender, a friendly guy named “Macgayver”, told us about a nightclub in Kota Kinabalu that he said would be fun to check out. I lunched on a Malaysian noodle soup called laksa before getting on the bus that took us back to our hotel just in time to go to the Sunset Bar and feast on the dazzling sight of the sun setting over the South China Sea. We had dinner at an Italian restaurant at our resort and then took a taxi to the waterfront area of Kota Kinabalu to find the nightclub Macgayver had recommended to us. It was a pretty low-key night of drinking Tiger Beer and watching a local band play covers of American songs. And of course the night ended with another glorious stretch of sleep on a real bed.
The next day, we relaxed on the hotel grounds until it was time to check out. Then we went downtown and ate lunch at a different hotel. I had a Cantonese egg-noodle soup that was supposed to have eggs, chicken, shrimp, and squid in it. I found everything except the chicken, but maybe that was for the best. After lunch we went to a mall to play video games in an Asian-style arcade and to see Tim Burton’s new movie “Dark Shadows”. The movie was entertaining, but I was disappointed to discover that this theater sold only caramel popcorn. I wonder if all theaters in this part of the world do that or if this theater just happened to be out of butter. Who knows? Anyway, after the movie we went back to the ship, which got underway the next morning.
The day after we got underway, the command ordered its annual ship-wide urinalysis sweep – everybody onboard had to pee in a cup to be tested for drugs. I can see the logic behind doing a command sweep on a bunch of Sailors and Marines who have just had their first liberty port call in five months. I’m just glad I didn’t have to arrange the logistics of the drug test. I have no idea how they handled that many cups full of pee. We must have bathtubs’ worth of the stuff onboard now.
Lastly, here’s a picture of me and Duffy, chillin’ at the resort: